First we had Bulldog fan Shane Lassiter shut down the Atlanta airport en route to the 2001 game at Ole Miss.

Now we learn that the mystery tuberculosis patient currently occupying every spare minute of the news cycle is a University of Georgia graduate. Of course he is.

…he attended the U.S. Naval Academy, graduated from the University of Georgia with a degree in finance, and then attended University of Georgia’s law school.

Can the TSA give a required freshman seminar at Georgia on how to stay the hell out of trouble when flying?